In lieu of gifts…

We have enough shit.

Actually, we have too much shit. (Do you want some of our shit?)

Therefore, we’d adore you until the end of time if you’d instead donate to one of our favorite charities. Please click the link below, and contribute whatever you’re comfortable with, whether ten cents or ten billion dollars.

Oh, and don’t press the “keep my donation anonymous” button in some dumb show of false modesty. We would like to be able to thank you.